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Your Totally Uninformed, Not-Really-About-The-Game, 2011 Super Bowl Preview

I don’t like Ben Roethlisberger. I think he’s a dick and has a disproportionately chubby face. He also accosts females and he’s never lost to the Seahawks, so f**k that guy.

I don’t like the Pittsburgh Steelers. They annoy me. I don’t hate them, as some Seattleites do, but I certainly wouldn’t mind watching them get attacked by piranhas, either.

I don’t like the Green Bay Packers. They do nothing for me. Aaron Rodgers is ho hum, James Starks is the next Domanick Davis, and every time Greg Jennings has been on my fantasy team he’s sucked balls. Blah.

Basically, what all this boils down to for me is an extreme rooting interest in this year’s Super Bowl ads. Go commercials! I’m rooting for you. Don’t let me down.

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