I have a dream, and that dream is to witness a speak-off between Tiger Woods and Barack Obama. It will be carried live on ESPN2 HD, at 1:30 PM, PDT. Jim Rome will get the day off.
At precisely 1:31 PM, PDT, after a studio introduction by Bob Ley, the cameras will zoom in on a wooden table, resting atop a stage, in front of a capacity crowd at Radio City Music Hall. There, sitting in glorious high-backed chairs facing one another across the length of the table will be Tiger Woods and Barack Obama. Tiger will be on your left, Barack on your right. They will simply be staring one another down. No words will have yet been spoken, no emotion will as yet be displayed.