University of Connecticut men’s basketball player Stanley Robinson looks like a grandfather. And yet his birthdate is listed as July 14, 1988.
For those of you adept at adding and subtracting in your head, that makes Robinson 20 years old, going on 21.
Perhaps my eyes deceive me, but if Robinson were a Dominican baseball player, it’s all but certain that we would have to check and recheck his birth certificate to confirm the man’s age.
Robinson has the physique and athleticism of a 20-year-old, but the mug of an aging Tim Meadows. You remember Tim Meadows, right? Former Saturday Night Live cast member who was mauled by both a tiger and a bear after filming Mean Girls in 2004…ring a bell?