But whatever. Free pants are free pants, so I bought into the gimmick and went to the Dockers’ website to get my complimentary slacks.
Lo and behold, after five minutes of unrewarded effort, I did not walk away with free pants. False advertising at its finest.
Instead, I was left with three email addresses being spammed (to a slight degree, and at my own behest) and a great deal of frustration.