The Boston Red Sox are coming to Seattle later this week, and we’re here to prepare you for the bandwagon that may very well run you over on your way to the ballpark. Because we care about our fans.
The first thing you need to know about Red Sox bandwagoners is that most of them aren’t from Boston.
Many of them are actually from around here, in fact, but have been brought down by the Mariners’ losing ways over the years. They are misguided souls, often in the same mold as prostitutes or drug addicts, who are searching for something to cling to when all hope seems lost. They’re not bad people, just full of bad habits.
The second thing to note is that these individuals often feel empowered by the gang environment they’ve created around themselves.