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Meaningless Nicknames for Every Mariner Player

bubblegumseagerThis past weekend, I went on a road trip to Eastern Washington with my buddy, Matt, and my girlfriend, Andrea. We kept ourselves entertained by assigning non-sensical nicknames to all the current Mariners.

Most of these nicknames are completely ridiculous and have absolutely no significance. If you can find meaning in the aliases, more power to you. But in general, these are simply the products of boredom and dry heat. If any of these nicknames stick, it may signal the downfall of society. God help us all.

Dustin “Potato Chip” Ackley

Jason “Stovetop” Bay

Blake “Windmill” Beavan

Henry “Taco Bell” Blanco

Carter “Catnip” Capps

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