The Seattle Mariners added a bunch of new faces in the past week, and some of you out there are still in the dark as to who these guys really are.
That’s why we’ve decided to help you out by breaking down the M’s latest acquisitions in terms everyone can understand.
From the young to the old, we have the info on how the new guys stack up against the girls you used to have a thing for. Yeah, it’s kinda like that.
Ian Snell, RHP, Acquired From Pittsburgh
Snell is the girl from high school that wasn’t part of the in-crowd, but that every guy knew was hot.
She had the look, she had the attitude, she had it all…except the right friends. That alone made her out of bounds for most guys with egos on the line.