Jon Kitna has been traded to the Dallas Cowboys, and we all know why. You think Tony Romo would ever have scored with Jessica Simpson were he not the Cowboys QB? I don’t think so. Which means a guy like Kitna should be nothing short of pleased that he’s headed to the Big D, where he’ll have his chance to rub elbows with the elite and try and bag a Jessica of his own. Sure, he may be married with a family, but come on. This is the NFL. We all know what goes in those five-star hotel rooms. Especially as a Dallas Cowboy. Good luck to Kitna on his quest.