Because everyone could use another reason to despise Whoregon.
30. Chip Kelly. What a smug bastard.
29. The mascot. Even he can’t stay out of trouble.
28. Steve Prefontaine. There was something not quite right about that malnourished hippie.
27. Mac Court. An ugly, disease-infested building.
26. Animal cruelty charges. Duck on duck violence. We make an example out of Michael Vick, but give these guys a free pass. That’s messed up.
25. Their plethora of draft busts. If you’re a fan of a pro sports franchise and your team drafts a Duck, you might as well mail in the next five years.