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Reliving Past Relationships With The New Mariners

Jack Wilson, MILF
Jack Wilson, MILF

The Seattle Mariners added a bunch of new faces in the past week, and some of you out there are still in the dark as to who these guys really are.

That’s why we’ve decided to help you out by breaking down the M’s latest acquisitions in terms everyone can understand.

From the young to the old, we have the info on how the new guys stack up against the girls you used to have a thing for. Yeah, it’s kinda like that.

Ian Snell, RHP, Acquired From Pittsburgh

Snell is the girl from high school that wasn’t part of the in-crowd, but that every guy knew was hot.

She had the look, she had the attitude, she had it all…except the right friends. That alone made her out of bounds for most guys with egos on the line.

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Clement, Cedeno Traded To Pittsburgh; M’s Get Wilson, Snell In Return

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

According to ESPN, the Mariners have just traded catcher Jeff Clement and shortstop Ronny Cedeno along with three minor league prospects to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for shortstop Jack Wilson and starting pitcher Ian Snell.

Wilson will immediately assume the role of starting shortstop in place of Cedeno, while Snell should shore up the back end of the Mariners’ thin starting rotation.

Clement, the third overall pick in the 2005 MLB Draft, had fallen out of favor with the team’s front office and had spent all of the 2009 season with Triple-A Tacoma.

Cedeno, acquired in the offseason from the Chicago Cubs, had become the Mariners’ de facto starter at shortstop over the past two months. He replaced incumbent Yuniesky Betancourt, who struggled in the early going with the M’s and was ultimately traded to Kansas City just a few weeks ago.

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