Take a look at this Facebook Chat message my friend Rio sent me tonight. It wins. What does it win? Everything.
Rio [9:51 PM]:
So I forgot to mention the other day
That [my brother] dated this girl for like a year and a half or something
Then after they broke up
She went on a couple dates with Ryan Rowland-Smith
Then never saw him again
So basically, even my brother > Ryan Rowland-Smith
In honor of the 2010 Seattle Mariners, we’re bringing you this list of the 40 Most Overrated Things In The History of the World. Why 40, you ask? Because round numbers are overrated.
Keep in mind that by determining the following things to be “overrated,” we aren’t saying that they’re bad in any way. Each of these 40 letdowns is simply unable to live up to the lofty status imposed upon it by society. Thems the breaks.
So without further ado, please sit back, relax, and, like your 2010 Mariners, Believe Big!
40. Farmers markets
Do you really want to hang out with people who don’t shower and pay more for their sh*t than those of us who shop at the grocery store?
39. Facebook chat
This thing was supposed to replace AOL Instant Messenger (AIM, to the initiated) and Gmail Chat (Gchat). Instead, it’s like the Matterhorn at Disneyland: great when it’s fully functional, but rarely in proper working order.
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