Should the NBA legalize gonad-kicking?
Will Chris Taylor ignite the Mariners’ downfall?
Did Slickhawk really send fan mail to a pop star?
Is Geoff Baker going to get his ass kicked?
What are married couples buying at Costco that have the Karate Kids up in arms?
And what exactly prompted one sports radio troll to delete his Twitter account?
All these questions answered and more on this week’s Karate Emergency, where we’ll never show you the meaning of being lonely.