Send Jay Cutler to the Lions, that’ll show him. If John Clayton says it, it must be true. And right now J.C. is saying that the only two NFL teams capable of trading for Broncos QB Jay Cutler are the Cleveland Browns and Detroit Lions. Yes. Send him to Detroit where he can camp behind a shaky O-line and play in front of a morbid fan base. There could be no greater justice in sports.
What’s worse than being a women’s college basketball analyst? Today on Sportscenter, NCAA Women’s College Basketball analyst Kara Lawson was being asked her take on the Women’s NCAA Tournament. It was like listening to Charlie Brown’s teacher. I heard “UConn” a bunch, then noise, then some more noise. Mostly, I feel bad for Kara Lawson. What does she do the rest of the year? And I’m sure she has to have a grasp on the fact that few people care about what she’s saying. Hopefully the paycheck atones for all that.
Holy crapola, Ron Kittle is on Facebook! If you collected baseball cards as a kid like I did, you may very well know that Ron Kittle is a former Major League Baseball player who, in his heyday, was regarded as a power hitter with an inability to hit for average. Baseball Reference compares Kittle favorably with the Steve Balbonis of our world, which is no compliment.
Anyways, long story short, Ron Kittle is our friend on Facebook, and he’s not the only semi-famous person we’ve made an acquaintance with recently. We’ve also hooked it up with Mariner broadcaster Dave Sims (a true American hero); ESPN college basketball analyst Doug Gottlieb; current Major Leaguers Jack Cust, Corey Patterson, Chad Billingsley, Jarrod Saltalamacchia, and others; Seattle’s own Felix Hernandez; quarterback Matt Leinart; journalists Peter Gammons and Jeff Pearlman; and even Sportscenter anchor and former KIRO TV sportscaster Linda Cohn. You can find us on Facebook HERE.
A list of things that bother me in the world of sports.
-The Canadian National Anthem at sporting events. Let’s face it, Canada. Without America, you’re nothing. Instead of playing the Canadian National Anthem before games, we should just play the Star Spangled Banner twice. Once for America, and once for our mooching cousin to the north.
-White boy college basketball players that play really, really hard but aren’t that good. These are the same people who will one day follow you home and kick your ass after you accidentally cut them off on the highway. They’re willing to fight you over the answer to a trivia question, and are way too intense about the little things in life, like cupcakes…”THOSE ARE BEAUTIFUL CUPCAKES!!!” Calm down, big fella.
SSN Fantasy Baseball League: Both Nate and myself will be hosting a Seattle Sportsnet fantasy baseball league for the coming season for those of you interested. We will be setting up a free, 12-team league through ESPN, and this will be your chance to take on the pseudo-experts. If you’d like to join, send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll hook you up with all the info.