Kevin Durant, bless his heart, has bolted Oklahoma City for greener pastures. Is he an American hero? Absofrickinlutely.
Russell Wilson got married on Wednesday, but is his safety a concern?
And the Mariners are struggling-surviving as they put fans through a roller coaster ride of a week.
All that, plus Tindermonials on this week’s Karate Emergency!
A big week in local news is headlined by a man sitting in a tree for 24 hours, which is absolutely perfect.
On the sports front, Dejounte Murray and Marquese Chriss have announced they’re going pro, but are they ready? We sort out their future, as well as that of the UW men’s basketball program.
The NCAA Tournament has grabbed our attention, an engagement has sidelined our quarterback, and This Week in ’90s History features one of the most iconic films of your adolescence.
It’s all here in this week’s Karate Emergency!