The fact is, we don’t always get it right the first time. No one’s perfect. Hence, we dream about nailing our attempts on take two.
That’s why this list has been put together for your enjoyment. It’s an in-depth look at how I would do things differently if I could go back to my youth and give it another shot. With all the knowledge I have today at my disposal, of course.
So without further ado, let’s get on with the show. Because it’s only a matter of time before DeLoreans can fly and wormholes set the world on fire.
*Editor’s note: When visualizing me carrying out these scenarios, please picture a roly-poly young buck who looks a lot like the kid from the movie Up, as displayed to your right. Thank you.”
If I could go back in time, I would…
11. …have a chat with parents who felt it was their duty to bring healthy snacks to Little League games.