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Seattle Bing Newest Team You Will Continue To Ignore

Word has it that the Seattle Storm have been hijacked and relocated to Oklahoma City. Not that you care.

Anyways, they’ve been replaced by the Seattle Bing. So enjoy that.

The team is reportedly looking into signing Chandler Bing, thus making him the first WNBA player in history to wear his name on the front and back of his jersey. The fact that he has a penis and is therefore likely not eligible to be a part of the league is irrelevant. Likewise, the fact that he is fictional is also irrelevant.

For those not in the know, Bing is the name of Microsoft’s new search engine launched within the past year. Apparently, AdultFriendFinder wasn’t willing to put up the same advertising dollars for product placement across these ladies’ chests. Go figure.