Side Note: These things are numbered for no particular reason.
1. I would like to see Jenn Sterger talk about Brett Favre’s penis.
This would accomplish a number of things.
One, it would be really funny to those of us who still giggle at the word “penis.”
Two, it would destroy Favre’s reputation of being a guy who doesn’t show his penis.
Three, it would destroy Favre’s reputation in every other way, as well.
Four, it would validate what we already know. Which is that Favre really did send pictures of his babymaker to Sterger, in hopes that she would find it sexually appealing. Right. Because everyone enjoys gray pubes.
2. I would like to see political ads that are truthful, yet scathing.