This less-than-flattering mugshot was taken shortly after Kennedy was arrested for driving under the influence on Wednesday night.
Keep in mind that Kennedy is 35 years of age and signed to a non-guaranteed minor league deal by your Seattle Mariners. That said, if he was Dominican, we’d need validation of his birth certificate to ensure that the one-time top prospect is not, in fact, 50 or older.
Look, let’s face it. We all make mistakes. Kennedy’s appears to be neglecting minoxidil.