The Washington Huskies are one game away from their first ever berth in the College Football Playoff and we’re here to celebrate their accomplishments through sips of beer. Yay, Huskies.

Down in Oregon, however, things aren’t nearly as rosy. Which coach, exactly, will inherit a 4-8 Ducks team heading into 2017?

Plus, the Seahawks fell victim to a trap game on Sunday, but look to rebound this week against Cam Newton and the Panthers. And the Mariners have kept their name in the news all offseason with a flurry of trades.

All that, plus the best Christmas movies you need to watch this December on this week’s Karate Emergency!

The Sonics Arena news is top of mind, and being the basketball fanatics we are, it’s our No. 1 priority to dissect every angle of the ongoing Chris Hansen/City of Seattle soap opera. Will things finally work out for us this time? Are Hansen and the NBA league office more aligned than ever before? Will the city council finally do the right thing?

Plus, we evaluate the worst-best football game ever, and Slickhawk has fallen victim to a terrible plague.

That and more on this week’s KE!

Kelly is scouting teenage baseball players in the Dominican Republic, which leaves the only members of the show with Y chromosomes to sound off on this week’s topics.

The Mariners are clinging to their postseason hopes with just four games left to play, the Husky football team prepares for their biggest matchup in two decades, Russell Wilson is magically healing himself, CJ Spiller is a thing, Slickhawk has big news, and we have a giveaway contest for loyal listeners.

It’s quite the shindig this week, and like that video you accidentally stumbled across on the internet the other day, it’s all dudes.

The Mariners are winning.

The Seahawks are winning.

The Huskies are winning.

We hardly know what to do with ourselves anymore.

In the spirit of all the success, we dial up the only Baltimore Orioles fan we know and talk a little shit before delving into our usual grumpiness, then celebrate the recent triumphs of our local clubs.

In between, we discuss the value of the 12s and sort out Slickhawk’s newfound love life.

All that and more on this week’s Karate Emergency!

The Mariners season is deader than Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s and the start of football season is just days away. That leaves us to bridge the gap with a barrel of shenanigans, which is more or less our forte.

It’s time to get grumpy over pumpkin spice lattes, fall weather, first day of school pics, and everything in between. Plus, a new take on Tindermonials, and a celebration of tailgating season.

All that and more on this week’s KE!

Your go-to pseudo-sports podcast returns this week to discuss the state of the Mariners, Russell Wilson’s wedding relocation, Slickhawk’s ESPN instructional swimming video, and a massive dildo protest in Texas.

Check it out on this week’s Karate Emergency!

Ken Griffey Jr. was a Hall of Fame prankster, Tarvaris Jackson is an idiot, Doug Baldwin is getting paid like a middle reliever, and the meerkats are back in full force as Texty reads your Tindermonials.

All of that and more on this week’s Karate Emergency!