The Washington Huskies are one game away from their first ever berth in the College Football Playoff and we’re here to celebrate their accomplishments through sips of beer. Yay, Huskies.

Down in Oregon, however, things aren’t nearly as rosy. Which coach, exactly, will inherit a 4-8 Ducks team heading into 2017?

Plus, the Seahawks fell victim to a trap game on Sunday, but look to rebound this week against Cam Newton and the Panthers. And the Mariners have kept their name in the news all offseason with a flurry of trades.

All that, plus the best Christmas movies you need to watch this December on this week’s Karate Emergency!

The Sonics Arena news is top of mind, and being the basketball fanatics we are, it’s our No. 1 priority to dissect every angle of the ongoing Chris Hansen/City of Seattle soap opera. Will things finally work out for us this time? Are Hansen and the NBA league office more aligned than ever before? Will the city council finally do the right thing?

Plus, we evaluate the worst-best football game ever, and Slickhawk has fallen victim to a terrible plague.

That and more on this week’s KE!

Kelly is scouting teenage baseball players in the Dominican Republic, which leaves the only members of the show with Y chromosomes to sound off on this week’s topics.

The Mariners are clinging to their postseason hopes with just four games left to play, the Husky football team prepares for their biggest matchup in two decades, Russell Wilson is magically healing himself, CJ Spiller is a thing, Slickhawk has big news, and we have a giveaway contest for loyal listeners.

It’s quite the shindig this week, and like that video you accidentally stumbled across on the internet the other day, it’s all dudes.