In the spirit of all the success, we dial up the only Baltimore Orioles fan we know and talk a little shit before delving into our usual grumpiness, then celebrate the recent triumphs of our local clubs.
In between, we discuss the value of the 12s and sort out Slickhawk’s newfound love life.
All that and more on this week’s Karate Emergency!
The Mariners season is deader than Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s and the start of football season is just days away. That leaves us to bridge the gap with a barrel of shenanigans, which is more or less our forte.
It’s time to get grumpy over pumpkin spice lattes, fall weather, first day of school pics, and everything in between. Plus, a new take on Tindermonials, and a celebration of tailgating season.
Your go-to pseudo-sports podcast returns this week to discuss the state of the Mariners, Russell Wilson’s wedding relocation, Slickhawk’s ESPN instructional swimming video, and a massive dildo protest in Texas.
Why aren’t more fans optimistic about the Mariners? Should they be? Despite failing to improve themselves at the trade deadline, the M’s keep winning and have a shiny new toy to showcase. We discuss in depth the fate of their 2016 season.
Plus, the usual irritation of grumpiness is unleashed, and Tindermonials is put on the backburner for some deep relationship revelations that warrant conversation.
The most iconic athlete in Seattle sports history is in the Hall of Fame, which means it’s the perfect time for us to reflect on his legacy, his induction speech, and whether or not any of today’s local athletes can match his status atop this city’s Mount Rushmore.
Plus, how does our perception of athletes change as we grow up, and what do we want from our sports stars off the field?
All of that, plus Russell Wilson’s new poster, a fair amount of grumpiness, Slick’s love life exposed for all to hear, and a new installment of Tindermonials!