Sex In The Kitchen: The Best of Both Worlds Tour

Okay. Think of this website as your bedroom. Think of every other website out there as the kitchen. Think of my writing as sex. Yeah, you can always have sex in the bedroom, but sometimes, you just wanna have sex in the kitchen. It’s exotic, it’s fun, and when you’re done you can make a sandwich.

Today’s sex in the kitchen is a veritable Best of Both Worlds Tour. Like Backstreet Boys meets New Kids on the Block. Not only do you get me (I like to think of myself as the Backstreet Boys in this scenario), but you also get well-respected Seattle Times columnist and Adidas basketball shoe fanatic Jerry Brewer (he’s NKOTB…it’s a generational thing).

The article is posted on Jerry’s blog over at You can find it by CLICKING HERE.

Personally, I feel like you should already be reading Jerry’s stuff on a regular basis, but you know, it’d be nice if you could definitely hit it up today if that isn’t the case. Shameless self-promotion. Not like there’s any other kind or anything. And so long as this “Ask Akita” thing is a success, we’ll continue doing it.

Oh, and for the record, let me give you a play-by-play of how I knocked out that article. I went straight Manny Pacquiao on it. Forty minutes of writing and self-editing at 11:00 p.m. last night while simultaneously conversing with two people , filling out my bracket, and listening to music. So you know it’s good. Check it.

2 thoughts on “Sex In The Kitchen: The Best of Both Worlds Tour”

  1. I quoted “Finding Forrester” in one of my responses, but I don’t think anyone noticed. They probably just think I’m weird. It would be nice if more people watched that movie so we could all be on the same page.

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