As you can see, despite attempts to casually move away from the painting to his left (our right), the painting is clearly inching its way closer towards Geoff. It’s only a matter of time now…
It has become apparent that Geoff is under the impression that only two colors look good on him: charcoal and black.
Ladies, Geoff has done you a solid today by undoing another button on his shirt. If you look closely, you can even see some chest pubes poking out there. I figured Geoff to be a waxer. It does not appear that that’s the case.
It is my opinion that a gold chain would be a valuable accessory for Geoff’s wardrobe today. Just a thought.
The current odds on what Geoff is looking at on that computer screen while filming ATB are as follows:
Images of himself via Facebook: 1.5-to-1
Images of himself via a photo storage site, such as Snapfish, Picasa, or Photobucket: 2-to-1
An episode of Degrassi Junior High: 3-to-1
Naked photos of Gary Carter: 6-to-1
An episode of The Kids in the Hall: 10-to-1
Images of himself via MySpace: 20-to-1
Clothed photos of Gary Carter: 45-to-1
Naked photos of former Montreal Expos mascot, Youppi: 75-to-1
Your blog: 100-to-1
My blog: 1,000-to-1
Geoff’s hair is slightly unkempt once again. I’m getting worried about his late-night party habits. The women of Peoria can only take so much.