On this week’s edition of Karate Emergency, our topic of focus is the 2011 Seattle Mariners professional baseball club. As you know by now, staying focused is not our forte.
The usual grumpiness, news, and mayhem ensue. Lots of R&B cuts, a monologue by yours truly, and vulgarity supplement the goodness.
One of the greatest sh*tshows thus far. Check it, yo.
P.S.: Some quotes for you to enjoy:
“Long story short, stop jerking people off.” -Alex
“Journalism would be a great business without the readers.” -Dickens
“You know what, Alex? You should stop getting your dick sucked. You’ll be angrier.” -Josh
“His name is Dennis Haysbert…okay, Cerrano Haysbert…Pedro Haysbert.” -Ashley