Not unlike when Darth Vader infiltrated Cloud City, when Lord Voldemort infiltrated the Ministry of Magic, or even when Jack Parkman infiltrated the Cleveland Indians’ clubhouse, Howard Schultz (aka Schlutz) — that rat bastard of epic proportions, he of ultimate betrayal and epic turncoat-ism — has infiltrated the University of Washington Dawg Pack.
Take a look at what that evildoer is up to these days. Son of a b.
This is the front and rear of the 2010-2011 University of Washington Dawg Pack Men’s Basketball t-shirts (special thanks to loyal reader Rebecca for the photos):
Yeah. I know. Gross.
Not only is the back of the shirt being sponsored by Schlutzy’s evil empire, it’s also false advertising. From here, for here? What are you? FUBU? Last I checked, you were from here, but for Oklahoma City. So that’s a big f**kin’ lie.
It’s unfortunate because the design on the front would easily make these the coolest Dawg Pack shirts in the history of the world. I have four Dawg Pack shirts (2003-2007) in my possession, and this lovely garment would easily top them all.
Were it not for the back, that is.
Look, if you’re one of the Dawg Pack members wearing this shirt to every home game, I am literally begging you to cover up that Satanical advertisement. Put whatever you want over that Nazi propaganda. It’s your shirt. You can do what you want. Just obscure that sh*t like your life depended on it. Please.
We’re in this together. Schlutz is not one of us. He’s a criminal and a murderer. No one wants to wear the logo of a heartless villain around. Do whatever it takes. Just get rid of that unholiness.
Thank you for your time. And please spread the word.