Dez Bryant Channels Saw

From the “even real writers aren’t perfect” file, we have this text on Cowboys wideout Dez Bryant, which I read on ESPN’s fantasy football newswire this morning:

“Bryant ran and cut off his right foot during Monday’s practice for the first time since suffering his ankle injury, reports.”

Apparently, the ankle injury got so bad, Dez just gave up all hope. I don’t like what this does for his value.

3 thoughts on “Dez Bryant Channels Saw”

  1. That does seem a bit extreme. Maybe his mom’s pimp made him do it as payment.

    Sorry. Was that wrong?

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