Steven M. sends us this photo which he took on Saturday at Mariners Fanfest.

“Is it just me,” Steven asks, “or does Dave Sims look like he’s directing a porno?”

It’s not just you, Steve.

From the beret, to the laid-back lounge, to the hand in the pocket, to the pensive stare, everything about this picture has “adult film” written all over it.

Good work, Steven.

And for the record, Dave Sims is the man. He really is. One of the nicest guys you could meet, and a damn fine broadcaster on top of it. There is no doubt in my mind that if he wanted to direct pornos, he could be good at that, too.