Over the past year and two weeks, it has become painfully clear that Paul Wulff has no idea what he’s doing. The head coach of the Washington State University football program is overmatched as a play caller in the Pac-10, and on top of all that his team is virtually talent-less. It’s a bad situation.
That said, I took the liberty of Googling the phrase “Fire Paul Wulff,” to which I received nine individual search results. Either nobody cares about Wulff, or people don’t want him fired, but I’m going with the former.
Next, I Googled “Employ Paul Wulff Forever,” whereupon I received zero, zilch, nil, no results. I broadened my search by eliminating “Forever” from the text, and simply searching “Employ Paul Wulff.” Still no returns. That’s job security right there.
Just for the hell of it, I Googled “Seattle Sportsnet.” I had my ego padded by returning 8,910 results, but that’s beside the point.
The point is, somebody needs to start the Employ Paul Wulff Forever campaign and that guy is gonna be me.
As a Husky fan, I couldn’t be more entertained by the mishaps of Coach Wulff. His antics brighten my day, and his follies keep me coming back for more. I get the same emotions watching Paul Wulff manage a game as I do watching Superbad for the millionth time. “Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin!” Hah! That’s hilarious.
Anyways, I know there are people out there whose patience is growing thin with the big, bad Wulff. I am not one of those people. I could care less whether this guy succeeds or fails, but I just don’t want to see him go. On top of my own selfish ways, he seems like a genuinely nice guy, too, and it’s hard not to root for the underdog.
So join me if you feel the same way. The Employ Paul Wulff Forever campaign starts right here, right now. Jump on board, there’s always room for one more!