This press release was issued by the Everett Aquasox today. Don’t laugh. They’re not trying to be funny. And they don’t appreciate you mocking them.
In its full context:
Carlos Silva Set to Appear for AquaSox
The right-hander last pitched in the Majors on May 6
EVERETT, Wash.- Seattle Mariners right-hander Carlos Silva will make a rehab appearance for the Everett AquaSox against the Vancouver Canadians Tuesday night.
Silva has started six games for the Mariners this year, posting a 1-3 record with an 8.48 ERA. His last outing came on May 6 against the Kansas City Royals, before being placed on the disabled list on May 10.
The AquaSox begin their final home series of the year against the Canadians Tuesday night at 7:05 p.m. Don’t miss out on the Key Dig on Wednesday, Sept. 2 and Fan Appreciation Night on Thurs. Sept 3.
For more or information or to purchase tickets call (425) 258-3673 or visit AquaSox.com.