Admit it, you’re struggling for ideas.
You need to come up with a killer poster to kick off the college football season, but your brain is still on summer vacation. Lucky for you, that’s where we come in.
Here at Seattle Sportsnet we’ve come up with 11 wonderful ideas for your hobby of sign-making. You’ve got the artistic talent, and we’ve got the homemade slogans tailor-made for the University of Washington’s inaugural opponent in 2009, LSU.
So get out your Sharpie and tagboard and start scribbling those bubble letters. Together, we can make this happen.
11. START YOUR AIRBOAT
Airboats are all fun and games until an alligator comes along and eats you.
10. NICK SABAN IS MISUNDERSTOOD
Your average LSU fan would call this is a blasphemous statement if he knew what “blasphemous” meant.
9. CAN’T SPELL “UGLY CHICKS” WITHOUT “L-S-U”
Other words/phrases you can’t spell without “L-S-U” include “USELESS,” “SLUG,” and “BIG GULPS,” but those aren’t really as much fun. Well, “USELESS” kind of is.
8. JaMARCUS RUSSELL CAN WUNDERLIC MY BALLS
7. TIGERS ARE THE HOMOSEXUAL PREDATORS OF THE JUNGLE
There is recorded evidence of this. If you weren’t aware, Tony the Tiger is gay.
6. YOUR TEAM MAY BE BETTER ON PAPER, BUT AT LEAST NO ONE ON OUR TEAM HAS SYPHILIS
The key here is to get the other team thinking that one or more of their teammates could in fact be ravaged by a sexually transmitted disease.
Now it may very well be the case that no one on LSU’s squad actually has syphilis.
But stoking the flames of curiousity may spark a fire of inquisition.
And that’s all that really matters.
5. PLEASE TELL YOUR FANS TO STOP MAKING MOVES ON OUR MASCOT
Huskies are considered the ethnic beauties of the Louisiana canine dating scene.
4. IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT AN LSU FAN
An old standard. Works on any number of teams.
3. THERE’S A MONKEY UNDER LES MILES’ HAT
Of course we all know this isn’t true. Or is it? Hmm…
2. CHOWDER > GUMBO
Ivar’s is handing out $5 gift cards to anyone who comes bearing this sign.
1. IN BREAD BY YOU
Sound it out.
And the best part is, no usher can rightfully take this sign from you.