Thanks to loyal reader Brent for sending this our way.
A video clip from the Little League World Series. This is a Mercer Island player asking if a) he can hit the batter with a pitch and then b) not play anymore. Neither of his requests is granted by an all-too-patient coach.
Word is that kid got his revenge in the team dorms when he donkey punched the batter in the halls, short-sheeted his bed, and did the whole shaving cream and feather routine when dude was sleeping. Cold.