If you need another excuse to hate people who hate you, just go ahead and read this.
This is a writeup by a reader of the sports satire site Deadspin.com explaining why the Seattle Seahawks — and our entire city, for that matter — sucks.
The author goes by the name “Kevin K.” and is apparently from Canada. Hmm. I thought they were a passive people.
Anyways, the guy pulls no punches in his criticism of our fair city, and even goes so far as to point out Seattle’s “superiority complex.” What, like being better than you should go unrecognized or something?
Kevin K.’s fatal flaw is that he defends Ty Willingham by cursing Jim Mora (weird), then goes on to chastise our beer. An interesting tactic from an angry Canuck, who would seem pacified by any and all forms of sudsy goodness. Sorry, but we don’t carry Molson Ice in these parts.
Though the folks at Deadspin allow for this monstrosity to reach print, their only real contribution is a potshot at Julius Jones for being “horrible.” I would argue that Jones is average to slightly above-average but hasn’t been afforded the opportunity to have success yet. Oh, and he will also kill you for making that remark. He may not be able to find the end zone, but I guarantee you he can find your gonads, rip them off, and shove them down your throat.