It’s NFL Draft Day, 2009. The day Mel Kiper, Jr. is proven wrong for hours on end.
Not unlike a Hawaiian meteorologist awaking to a pounding rainstorm, Kiper is forced to sit idly by and witness all his projections go down the crapper as teams metaphorically kick him in the nutsack by selecting players that ESPN’s resident draft guru never saw coming.
Yes, it’s kind of like that.
Enjoy the day. Go Hawks!