73-year-old JuCo basketball player ruled ineligible after flunking Spanish. Disgusted Ernie Kent rescinds scholarship offer.
Steelers kicker Jeff Reed guilty of abusing paper towel dispenser. This is not a joke.
“PoIndexter helps Washington pad lead in Pac-10.” Exact heading (minus the formatting) taken from SI.com. In a related story, Washington self-reports rules infraction for inserting mystery player not previously on roster, Poindexter, into lineup prior to gametime.
Rays’ skipper Maddon calls Wakamatsu a “five-tool manager.” Jarrod Washburn reacts angrily to the insult…four other tools yet to be named.
Sounders Super Search winner Oliveira no longer a Sounder. Hey! What was all that one in a million talk? Also, please reference THIS ARTICLE in which I question the integrity of reality TV.
Tech’s Crabtree willing to fight through injury to run at Combine. And in a completely unrelated note, Shaun Alexander is still looking for work, in case you happen to be an NFL GM in need of a running back.