Tag Archives: Jon Brockman

Luke Harangody Is Habanero Weak Sauce

Luke Harangody is a senior who is sitting on the bench with a bone bruise in a sweater vest while his team fights for its postseason life. A sweater vest, people. A swest.

We’ve been hearing about how great this guy is from the east coast media for four years. And now, at the pinnacle of that four-year career, the Notre Dame forward isn’t even playing. Because he has a bruise.

Jon Brockman is a member of the Sacramento Kings these days, but last year, as a senior at Washington, he was supposedly a poor man’s Luke Harangody. You know, because he’s shorter than Harangody. Or doesn’t have red enough hair. Or something stupid like that.

All I know is, Brockman spent his entire career as a living, breathing bone bruise. And he didn’t miss important games because of it. If something wasn’t broken, bruised, sprained, or tweaked, then something was wrong with Jon Brockman. Maybe he wasn’t playing hard enough or something. Took a day off.

Hell, Brockman was so badass that we come to find out a year later that he played his entire senior season with a broken hip. Not a bone bruise. A broken hip. A man’s injury.

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Jon Brockman, ’80s Rock Superstar

You’ve never seen Jon Brockman like this before.

Thank you to the Sacramento Kings for forcing their players to do this.

For the record, my favorite line of the whole thing is, “But what about all those Gaye fans out there?” Hah! Awesome.

Brockman Given A Great Opportunity In Sacramento

brockman2The Sacramento Kings are absolutely ugly at the forward position. That’s bad news if you’re a Kings fan, but great news if you happen to follow Jon Brockman. Naturally, you know which side of the fence we sit on.

The 2009-2010 Kings will feature a group of forwards that breaks down as follows:

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Jon Brockman Selected No. 38 Overall

Brockman would be reunited with former Husky Spencer Hawes if traded to Sacramento.

Brockman would be reunited with former Husky Spencer Hawes if traded to Sacramento.

Former University of Washington forward Jon Brockman was selected with the 38th overall pick in the 2009 NBA Draft by the Portland Trailblazers.

Currently, a trade is pending which would send Jon from Portland to Sacramento in exchange for former Arizona State University forward Jeff Pendergraph.

Portland and Sacramento were rumored to be two of the likeliest destinations for Brockman, and he will have an opportunity to become an impact player with either ballclub as a rookie.

On behalf of Seattle sports fans, congratulations to Jon!

Brockman will never be forgotten

brockmannewThe day after Jon Brockman committed to the Washington Huskies, I read an article hyping his signing to an unfair degree.  Brockman, out of Snohomish High School, was supposed to be The Next Big Thing.  He was going to take a blossoming Washington ballclub to the next level.  He would immediately step in, team up with the likes of Brandon Roy, Bobby Jones, Mike Jensen, and Jamaal Williams — a core group of seniors — and help lead the Dawgs deep into the NCAA Tournament.  Brockman was the local prodigy who spurned Duke, a 6’7″ beast of a young man who would not only meet the lofty expectations placed on his bulky shoulders, but exceed them.

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Jon Brockman told me to call

Jon Brockman got the best of a Washington State fan over the weekend, after the fan had spent Friday evening calling the Husky forward’s cell phone. 

The fan, a WSU student, obtained Brockman’s cell phone number from a friend, then called the number repeatedly late Friday night and into Saturday morning.  The fan, who was later interviewed by Seattle Weekly, stated that he and his friends were  “just trying to keep [Brockman] from sleeping.” 

Brockman avenged the attack by posting the meddling fan’s phone number on his twitter page Saturday night.  Since then, the Coug fan in question has received upwards of 400 calls on behalf of Mr. Brockman, himself.  Props to the Coug fan, however, for having the balls to answer each call personally (though how he has time for that is beyond me).

Dawgs earn individual awards

uwlogo1The Pac-10 Men’s Basketball awards were announced today, and the Huskies came away big winners.  Forward Jon Brockman and guard Justin Dentmon were named to the All-Pac-10 First Team, while Dentmon also took home the Most Improved Player Award; guard Isaiah Thomas was named Freshman of the Year, and was also named to the All-Pac-1o Second Team; and head coach Lorenzo Romar garnered Pac-10 Coach of the Year honors.

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Notes: Brockman POW, Romar COY, what’s up with all these acronyms?

brockmanBrockman named Pac-1o Player of the Week. University of Washington senior forward Jon Brockman has been named the Pac-10 Player of the Week after posting double-doubles in wins over Arizona and Arizona State.

The Huskies’ captain totaled 40 points and 22 rebounds in those two games, notching the 56th and 57th double-doubles of his college career.  The 57 double-doubles are the most among all active collegiate players.

Romar named as National Coach of the Year finalist. Adding to the good news on Montlake, Washington head coach Lorenzo Romar has been named as one of ten finalists for the 2009 Jim Phelan National Coach of the Year Award.  No other Pac-10 coach made the list.

The other finalists are as follows: Jim Calhoun, Connecticut; John Calipari, Memphis; Jamie Dixon, Pittsburgh; Darrin Horn, South Carolina; Trent Johnson, LSU; Bill Self, Kansas; Brad Stevens, Butler; Bruce Weber, Illinois; and Roy Williams, North Carolina.

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