Extra Points

Some of the best stuff you’ll read on this site. Incorporates national stories, local stories, humorous odds and ends, non-feature articles, rants and raves, the ever-popular “Absolute Ridiculousness” category, the memory of the Sonics, and our continued coverage of former FSN analyst Nicole Zaloumis.

7/25/11

Production of H206 Left Something To Be Desired

7/18/11

Akita’s Average Adults

7/17/11

This Will Never Get Old

7/12/11

Operation Writer X

7/10/11

How The U.S. Women’s World Cup Victory Compares to “D2: The Mighty Ducks”

7/7/11

Local Sabermetrician Arrested In Murder-For-Hire Plot

7/5/11

How To Make $25,000 Fast

6/30/11

Seattle Sportsnet Presents…Five Rules To Social Media

6/29/11

How “Saved By The Bell” Has Impacted My Life

6/28/11

The Truth Arrives

6/21/11

America’s Favorite Game: You Can Only Have One

6/20/11

Proof I’m Responsible For The Worst Stadium Nickname Ever

6/19/11

It Looks Different

6/16/11

Just For Fun

6/13/11

The Heat Descends Upon Africa

6/12/11

Poor LeBron James

6/10/11

The Biz

6/5/11

The Essence of the Male Jersey Chaser

5/31/11

From Havre to Heaven: The Ryan Divish Story

5/27/11

Mail Order Memories

5/25/11

Thou Shalt Not Steal

5/19/11

God, I Love Mark Cuban

5/16/11

That, Sir, Is A Bike Lane

5/11/11

The Thousand Sun Army

A Moral Victory

5/1/11

The Day Osama bin Laden Died

4/28/11

Complete NFL Draft Coverage In 140 Characters Or Less

4/27/11

Our City, Our Sonics

4/21/11

Status Update

4/17/11

The Neverending Fan Base

4/16/11

I Hope Clay Bennett Gets Sh*t On By A Condor

4/13/11

The Official 2011 950 KJR (Bigger) Dance Preview

4/7/11

Baseball Diaries

4/6/11

Prepare Yourself For The (Bigger) Dance

4/4/11

The Harsh Reality of Seattle Sportsnet

3/28/11

Check Out This Sellout Media Whore

Here’s Video Of Two Normal Dudes And One Goofy Guy Talking Sports

3/27/11

The Drunk Bracket Challenge, and Other Weird Sh*t

3/26/11

So How’s That Job Search Coming?

3/23/11

The 2011 Pac-10 All-Lorenzo Mata Team

3/22/11

Hey, What’s Ryan Leaf Up To These Days?

3/19/11

A Rant About East Coast Bias

March Sadness

3/17/11

A Rant About Kevin O’Neill

3/14/11

Sex In The Kitchen: The Best of Both Worlds Tour

3/13/11

A Totally Uninformed NCAA Tournament Preview

Perpetually Upset

3/7/11

Remembering The Most Awesome Things About “Hang Time”

3/6/11

Crying Is Winning, The Dawg Pack, And Other Digressions

2/20/11

Never Forget

2/13/11

The Importance of Love

2/9/11

Your 7-Step Guide To Calling A Sports Radio Station

2/6/11

Creative Inspiration

2/4/11

Because I Believe In The Sanctity Of The Interwebs And Stuff

1/29/11

Story Time With SSN: The Panic Button

1/24/11

How The Seattle City Council F**ked Us All

1/23/11

Your Totally Uninformed, Not-Really-About-The-Game, 2011 Super Bowl Preview

1/19/11

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reference That I Can’t Find A Place For

1/17/11

If You Like Seattle Sportsnet…

Video Of Hugh Millen Talking About Balls

1/16/11

Weird Things That I Was Thinking This Weekend

1/13/11

The Obligatory Heartfelt Reaction

1/10/11

12-And-Oh, Wait A Minute

1/4/11

Where’d You Go?

12/25/10

The Greatest Fantasy Football Poem EVER

12/23/10

Seattle Sportsnet’s Self-Indulgent Best of 2010

12/17/10

Welcome To The MFing Holiday Season

12/14/10

An Open Plea To Steve Ballmer

12/13/10

How An Epic Fail Is Born

12/12/10

Let’s Take A Shot At Adam Morrison…Why Not, Right?

12/9/10

Here’s A Really Unique View On The Sonics For Your Enjoyment

12/6/10

We Found Nicole Zaloumis For You

11/26/10

Meet My New Favorite Athlete

11/24/10

What I’m Thankful For

11/22/10

The Unprecedented 7-Point Swing

11/20/10

Headlines Involving Rudy Gay Are Always Fun

11/19/10

The Story About The Dude At The Gym

Do You “Like” Seattle Sportsnet?

11/16/10

Do You Hate Hitler? Then Try Seattle Sportsnet

11/13/10

Join The SeattleSportsnet.com Group On Facebook!

11/9/10

Welcome To My Mind

11/2/10

Everything Wrong With Sports Fans In One Picture

10/28/10

Costume Contest Winner: Slutty Francois Botha

10/28/10

Some Things I Would Like To See

10/27/10

There’s A Special Place In Hell For Schlutz, Bennett, and Stern

10/23/10

Campaign To Stop Jerks From Being Jerky

10/20/10

The 24-Hour Push To Get Barack Obama To Play Ball With Us

10/11/10

Who Runs This?!

10/6/10

Lunch on Thursday: The Decision

Reminder: Listen To 950 KJR Today At 1:20 PM!

10/4/10

Two Programming Notes

9/28/10

It’s A Party! And Everyone’s Invited!

9/26/10

How Not To Run A Fantasy Football Team

Why I Do This

9/23/10

Facebook Deleted Me (Seattle Sportsnet Dislikes This)

9/19/10

This Is The PFL

9/16/10

The Legacy of Dick Fain

Congratulations to the Seattle Storm, 2010 WNBA Champions

9/5/10

Shooting For The Sudan: A Charitable Cause

9/2/10

Bobby Wilson Will Beat You Running Backwards

8/31/10

Because I Love The Seattle Times And Hate Stage Parents

8/27/10

Steve, The Homeless Sage Who Helped Me Find My Game

8/26/10

Winners, Even In Defeat

8/25/10

Dez Bryant Channels Saw

8/24/10

When Draft Chat Gets Weird

8/22/10

What Happens When You Lose A Bet

8/19/10

The Mario Bailey/Seattle Sportsnet Fantasy Football League

A Letter To The Readers

8/18/10

The Random Post About Nothing That Will Melt Your Heart And Maybe Turn You On

8/13/10

Ashley Ryan Wins The Week

8/6/10

Howard Schultz’s Fortune Cookie

8/5/10

Free Ad #2: The Washington Beer Blog

8/3/10

Free Ad #1: David Schmidt’s Seattle Pedal Cab

7/31/10

The Ordained Ministry of Seattle Sportsnet

7/30/10

From The “Yes, This Really Happened” File

7/29/10

The Dog Days Of Summer (Which Turns Into A Rant About “Soft” Fans By The End)

7/28/10

The Obligatory Storm Post

7/27/10

Attention, Everyone: They’re Putting Me On The Radio Again…

7/26/10

Rekindling The Glory Days

7/23/10

Free Ad Space On SeattleSportsnet.com

7/16/10

Sometimes We Just Need To Talk About The Sonics

7/14/10

Facebook Suggestions, For The Win!

7/8/10

The Miami Menage: Did LeBron’s Mama Boink D-Wade and Bosh, Too?

7/16/10

LeBron To L.A. Would Be A Dream Come True

7/4/10

Strasburg An All-Star? I Feel You, Larry Stone

7/3/10

What Basketball Means To Me

6/24/10

A Candid Salute To The Foreign-Born Second-Rounder

While You Were Playing…

6/17/10

Retiring The Jet

6/14/10

The Pac-10 Plus Colorado Is Not What I Had In Mind

Running With Stoners

6/11/10

What Do Raptors, Jake Locker, And My Baseball Career Have In Common?

6/6/10

UW Softball Seattle’s Most Dominant Team

6/5/10

FSN, Howard Schultz, and The Devil

5/28/10

Source: Howard Schultz Responsible For LenDale White’s Demise

5/27/10

Starbucks Censors Sonics Fans

5/23/10

R.I.P. Lima Time

4/30/10

Proof That Basketball Does Not Need Referees

4/27/10

Found: CraigsList Want Ad For Oregon Basketball Coaching Vacancy

4/21/10

Seattle Bing Newest Team You Will Continue To Ignore

4/5/10

Is Wandy Rodriguez Part Midget?

4/3/10

The Seattle Sports Media All-Stars Fantasy Baseball League

4/1/10

The End of Seattle Sportsnet

3/31/10

Seeking Readers With Legal Troubles

3/30/10

Source: Reggie Moore Dating UW Basketball Player

Players Propose NBA Charity Game In Seattle

3/29/10

There’s Always The Bigger Dance

3/27/10

Cougars In Disarray, Homis To Blame

3/26/10

The Number One Sports Fan I Love To Hate

3/18/10

The Official 2010 NCAA Tournament Emotion Thread

Let The Madness Begin!

3/15/10

Serge Angounou: The Cougar Hunter

3/13/10

America’s Big Lie Involving Kids, Donald Watts, and Apolo Ohno (An Original Tale)

3/12/10

Facebook Fan Page of the Week: Landry Fields

Oregon Football: One Guilty Plea Every Eight Hours

3/11/10

Because No One Should Forget About Khalid El-Amin

3/10/10

WSU’s Bone Finds Cruel, Unusual Way To Coug It

And Down Goes Masoli…

UConn Destroying A Sport You Already Don’t Care About

3/9/10

I Hate You, Gonzaga

3/4/10

The Legacy Of Bo Kimble and Hank Gathers

The Official Ernie Kent Caption Contest

Dominique, Gerald, Damien, and Lenny?

3/3/10

Luke Harangody Is Habanero Weak Sauce

3/2/10

SeattlePI.com Front Page Story

3/1/10

Mascot Murder Frightens Children, Sheds Light On Terror At WSU

Endorsing Hockey In Seattle

2/28/10

Jen Mueller Cleavage Watch

2/26/10

Jerome James Is Huge

So Who’s Watching Figure Skating?

2/25/10

Where Have You Gone, And1 Mixtape Tour?

2/24/10

Chip Kelly vs. John Canzano: The Only Winner Here Is Everyone Else

2/23/10

Husky Hockey Wraps Up Season, Places Second In Pac-8

What The NBA Means To Me

2/22/10

Boner Is Missing

Jamere Holland Facebookgate

2/19/10

The Rick Reilly Buddha Files

2/18/10

SI Gives Local Hoops Hotbed Some Love

2/17/10

Not Your Typical Obligatory Winter Olympics Rant

2/16/10

Floyd Landis: The Worst American Hero

2/13/10

Big Day For Local Athletes On International Stage

2/10/10

Don’t Worry, Sports Fans: Thunder Will Be Struck Down Eventually

2/8/10

Bud Selig’s Erection

Most Misleading Ad of the Superbowl: Dockers’ “Free Pants” Commercial

2/5/10

Freddy Garcia Esta Drunko…Says “Fuhduhcuz” (Video)

The Rant Post

2/2/10

Haven’t We Been Robbed Enough Already?

Duck Bastards Spiraling Out Of Control

2/1/10

Channing Frye: The New Craig Hodges

1/31/10

The Pro Bowl, Huh…Well, See Ya Later

1/27/10

Compromising Photos of Angie Mentink

Friends of SSN Hand-Deliver Help To Haiti

Mt. Cody Showcases Twin Peaks

1/25/10

Well…Not Much Else To Say Except You Can See This Guy’s Penis

1/24/10

Husky Hockey Takes I-5 Cup From Duck Bastards

1/21/10

The Unique Search Term List

SSN/KJR Podcast

1/20/10

SSN On 950 KJR Thursday!

FSN: Home of the Epic Fail

1/19/10

Witty Guy Seeks Employment

Free Tickets To Husky Hockey!

Punting: A Dennis Bounds Exclusive

1/14/10

Source: Zaloumis To Leave FSN

An Exclusive Interview With FSN

1/13/10

Unfortunate Facebook Cause of the Week: Bill Cowher, Seahawks Coach

1/12/10

What’s Up With Mark McGwire’s Neck?

1/11/10

My Semi-Annual Critique of FSN

1/6/10

Baseball’s HOF Voting Is FUBAR

Husky Hockey: The Only Fan-Friendly Solution There Is

1/4/10

The Ideal Baby

1/3/10

You’ve Been Hughmillenated

12/30/09

Hugh Millen: National Hero

12/28/09

Black Guy/White Guy, Gay Or Straight?

Loyal SSN Reader To Host KJR Morning Show

The Compton Honkies Crapped On Themselves, Then Went Bankrupt

12/18/09

Most Awesome Moment of the Year Award: LeGarrette Smash

12/15/09

Photo of the Year Award: Jerren Shipp and the Tranny

12/14/09

Scumbag of the Year Award: Nikola Dragovic

12/10/09

Tiger Woods’ Text Messages

Randy Moss’s Al-Qaeda Beard

12/9/09

Tennessee’s Hostesses: Redefining The Oral Commitment

12/8/09

Real-Life Michael Scott Overpromises, Underdelivers With NBDL Team

12/7/09

LeBron To The Timberwolves? Believe It!

12/5/09

Jason Gesser Is The Worst Broadcaster In The History Of The World

12/4/09

Tiger Comes Clean In Exclusive Interview

12/3/09

Jake Heaps Is A High School Anomaly

The Power Of Google

12/1/09

Worst Headline Ever, Courtesy ESPN

11/29/09

Sometimes, There Are More Important Things Than Sports

11/25/09

The Seattle Sportsnet Super Megapost!

Waterlogged Cheerleader Aspires For So Much More

11/23/09

What Is The Super Megapost?

11/17/09

The Coalition To Get “Almost Live!” On DVD

11/15/09

My Sincerest Apologies To Lamar Odom

Brandon Jennings Scores 55 Points, David Stern Plots Revenge

11/14/09

Pacquiao Lives!

Cameron Dollar Takes His Team To Quiznos Before Tipoff

11/13/09

Baby Jesus Jarvis Varnado Can’t Save MSU In Loss

IT’S TONEY DOUGLAS TIME! In New York

11/4/09

Basketball With Yours Truly, Coach Noah Chang

10/27/09

Cougars Don Their Gay Apparel To Promote Hardwood

10/23/09

30 Reasons To Hate The University Of Oregon

10/22/09

Poll: How Do We Really Feel About Steve Phillips’ Affair?

10/21/09

Steve Phillips Bones The Bob Hamelin Of ESPN Staffers, Gets Suspended

10/19/09

A Note About Commenting

The Worst Fantasy Football Team Ever Assembled

10/16/09

Just When You Thought Chad Ochocinco Couldn’t Possibly Be Any Dumber…

From Montlake To Mountlake, A Weekend In Husky Heaven

The Breaking Of Larry Johnson

10/15/09

Kanye West Emerges From Helium Balloon, Declares Beyonce’s Video As “Best Of All Time”

10/13/09

Professional Ticket Scalper Wants You To Take Him Seriously

10/11/09

Rush Limbaugh Has Always Wanted To Own Ethnic Minorities, But…

10/9/09

Short Drops

10/8/09

Coming Soon To The Emerald Queen Casino, George Lopez!

10/5/09

If You Like The Flying V, You’ll Like The Husky Hockey Team

10/2/09

Sonicsgate: An Absolute Must-See

9/30/09

Dear BYU: You Need To Recruit This Kid

9/29/09

Unique Search Terms Used To Find SeattleSportsnet

Delonte West Doing His Best Maurice Clarett Impression

9/26/09

Add LZ Granderson To The List Of “Sportswriters Who Should Be Doing Other Things”

Mark May Thinks He Knows What He’s Talking About

9/18/09

Join The Employ Paul Wulff Forever Campaign On Facebook

9/16/09

Serial Piggy Back Rider Attacks Local Prep Athletes

9/15/09

Greg Ostertag Is Only 36?!

Employ Paul Wulff Forever!

Nicole Zaloumis Has Spawned A Boy

9/14/09

It’s Just A Sweet, Sweet Fantasy, Baby

9/12/09

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like A Picture Of Sean Salisbury’s Penis

9/11/09

The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC East

The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC South

9/10/09

Caster’s A Man, Yeah?

Ernie Kent and the Greatest Dream EVER!

9/9/09

The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC North

9/8/09

The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC West

9/4/09

LeGarrette Blount’s Heisman Campaign

Jonathan Papelbon Is A Ritard

9/3/09

Moments/Quotes From The Oregon-Boise State Game That Have Made Me Laugh So Far

College Football Season Starts NOW!

9/2/09

Ricky Rubio Is A Punk-Ass Bitch That Hates America

8/27/09

Rick Pitino Probably Shouldn’t Have Porked That Crazy MILF (Video)

8/22/09

Crazy OKC Radio Host Kicked Face, Mocked By Japan (Video)

8/17/09

Coach’s Son Leaves Shaky WSU Football Program

7/24/09

Why We Love Steve Spurrier (Hint: Because We Hate Tim Tebow)

David Beckham Is Pretty Much The Sole Reason Why Americans Will Never Appreciate Brits

7/21/09

Slamball Lives! And Features Its Share Of Big Names

7/20/09

Erin Andrews Nude Video Scandal Has God Accepting Thank-You Cards

7/15/09

Prince Fielder, Nate Robinson, and other things we need to discuss

7/4/09

The Zaloumis Effect

6/27/09

Darko Times For Ex-Knick Richardson

6/24/09

Fantasy Island: Admit It, You’ve Forgotten About Your Team

6/23/09

Wise Guy’s Uncensored Thoughts On Life

6/18/09

Leaf Posts $45K Bond, Apparently Hasn’t Blown All Of Signing Bonus Yet

6/16/09

You Can Keep Donte’ Stallworth On Your Fantasy Draft Board, After All

6/12/09

Ken Rosenthal Might Be On Steroids

6/8/09

Adidas Takes Brand Wars To New, Uncalled-For Level At Track Meet

6/7/09

Joey Votto Needs To Get Over His S*%! And Become The Fantasy Baseball Player We All Know He Can Be

6/3/09

UW Can Bank On Softball Championship For Years To Come

6/2/09

Huskies Take Game One Of Series, One Win From First National Championship

6/1/09

ESPN Goes Balls Deep With Tim Tebow During Softball Game

Lawrie leads Huskies into WCWS final

5/29/09

Our softball team is better than your softball team: Support the Huskies at the WCWS!

Minor League Umpire Frank Drebin Ejects Four In Red Sox-Twins Game

5/27/09

According to Billy Gillespie, sucking at your job is NOT cause for termination

5/22/09

Ryan Leaf going from punch line to social deviant

5/20/09

Rick Reilly is the Alex Rodriguez of sports writing

5/19/09

Clippers Win Draft Lottery…Like It Really Matters

And Your Newest Annoying Celebrity Hookup Name Is…Kate-Rod!

5/18/09

No bus for Kornheiser as Gruden joins MNF cast

5/17/09

Manager’s Blunder Forces Rays Pitcher To Hit Third

5/13/09

Skip Bayless gets taken down a peg…and it’s glorious

Mayo was Floyd’s high-class whore

5/12/09

If Mark Cuban ends up with the fishes, we’ll know who to blame…and we’ll give him a free pass

5/11/09

Angry rich white man wants Big Baby to apologize to little baby

Aaron Brooks looks like a gay maitre d’

5/8/09

No Mannywood? What about Grannywood?

That’s an awfully big birth control patch on Mo Williams’ arm

5/6/09

Stephen A. Smith wants to speak to you

5/5/09

Favre ready to resume his role as punch line

Is Pacquiao the best fighter of our generation?

5/2/09

Fain likely to remain in some capacity with KJR

5/1/09

UW cuts men’s and women’s swimming programs

Gesser Reaches Lifetime Apex With Prep Coaching Gig

4/30/09

Breaking News: Zaloumis’ Baby’s Daddy Is…

4/28/09

If Hideki Irabu can get a job, why can’t Bobby Ayala?

Dick Fain, Brian Lambert cut by KJR

Nicole Zaloumis on maternity leave

4/23/09

Does FSN have unpaid bills?

4/21/09

“Moneyball’s” Lewis has a small penis, proving what we already knew

4/17/09

Steroid use in cycling is comedy gold

4/16/09

Brazilian Soccer Coach Likely Kills Oscar Award-Winning Player

The Perpetual Black Eye Is Headed To Michigan

4/15/09

That’s So Crazy, It’s Isiah Crazy

4/9/09

Sports World Stops With Adenhart’s Death

4/6/09

710 ESPN kicks off first day by mugging KJR

Thank you, Nicole Zaloumis!

4/4/09

Manatee sinks Pirates’ ship

Teens who killed Tuba Man would only face maximum 5-year sentence

4/2/09

Floyd’s decision boggles the mind

4/1/09

710 KIRO vs. 950 KJR – Who will you listen to?

“Playmakers” tops the list of Five TV Shows That Need To Be Brought Back

3/28/09

DeJuan Blair is chubby

3/27/09

Eww, touching!

Ex-Sonic James Donaldson running for mayor

3/26/09

Funniest video ever

Video: Racism exists. Just ask Ryan Moats.

A Pedro Gomez menage a trois

3/25/09

Where’s my NBA team?

3/20/09

Obama takes his shots at Special Olympics

3/19/09

Jordan ads are all fun and games ’til someone gets hurt

NCAA Tournament Thread

3/18/09

Barack doesn’t like Andy Katz either

3/17/09

Digressions

R.I.P., Seattle P-I

3/16/09

We may be banned in your workplace

Upset Central: Helping you with your bracket

Jay Cutler needs to unbunch his panties and grow up

3/15/09

Jon Scheyer kills me

Searching for Steve Lavin’s hair

3/14/09

Trojans pull out victory, explode on ASU

3/11/09

David Beckham is gay….I mean, British

Are the Dutch this good, or are the Dominicans just lazy?

3/10/09

Sponsoring Russell Westbrook

3/9/09

Whoa, Courtney Paris…where are you getting your money?

3/8/09

Those guys don’t look Dutch…

Trent Edwards appreciates your tears, Terrell Owens

VICTORY! Morehead State makes NCAA Tourney

3/5/09

T.O. released…just another victory for the White Man

3/2/09

NFL News: Kitna wants his own Jessica, and what about Tyler Thigpen?

James White throws down Dunk of the Year

2/25/09

These guys might be legends in Kentucky, but they look like tools to everyone else

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