Extra Points
Some of the best stuff you’ll read on this site. Incorporates national stories, local stories, humorous odds and ends, non-feature articles, rants and raves, the ever-popular “Absolute Ridiculousness” category, the memory of the Sonics, and our continued coverage of former FSN analyst Nicole Zaloumis.
9/5/10
Shooting For The Sudan: A Charitable Cause
9/2/10
Bobby Wilson Will Beat You Running Backwards
8/31/10
Because I Love The Seattle Times And Hate Stage Parents
8/27/10
Steve, The Homeless Sage Who Helped Me Find My Game
8/26/10
8/25/10
8/24/10
8/22/10
What Happens When You Lose A Bet…
8/19/10
The Mario Bailey/Seattle Sportsnet Fantasy Football League
8/18/10
The Random Post About Nothing That Will Melt Your Heart And Maybe Turn You On
8/13/10
8/6/10
Howard Schultz’s Fortune Cookie
8/5/10
Free Ad #2: The Washington Beer Blog
8/3/10
Free Ad #1: David Schmidt’s Seattle Pedal Cab
7/31/10
The Ordained Ministry of Seattle Sportsnet
7/30/10
From The “Yes, This Really Happened” File
7/29/10
The Dog Days Of Summer (Which Turns Into A Rant About “Soft” Fans By The End)
7/28/10
7/27/10
Attention, Everyone: They’re Putting Me On The Radio Again…
7/26/10
7/23/10
Free Ad Space On SeattleSportsnet.com
7/16/10
Sometimes We Just Need To Talk About The Sonics
7/14/10
Facebook Suggestions, For The Win!
7/8/10
The Miami Menage: Did LeBron’s Mama Boink D-Wade and Bosh, Too?
7/16/10
LeBron To L.A. Would Be A Dream Come True
7/4/10
Strasburg An All-Star? I Feel You, Larry Stone
7/3/10
6/24/10
A Candid Salute To The Foreign-Born Second-Rounder
6/17/10
6/14/10
The Pac-10 Plus Colorado Is Not What I Had In Mind
6/11/10
What Do Raptors, Jake Locker, And My Baseball Career Have In Common?
6/6/10
UW Softball Seattle’s Most Dominant Team
6/5/10
FSN, Howard Schultz, and The Devil
5/28/10
Source: Howard Schultz Responsible For LenDale White’s Demise
5/27/10
5/23/10
4/30/10
Proof That Basketball Does Not Need Referees
4/27/10
Found: CraigsList Want Ad For Oregon Basketball Coaching Vacancy
4/21/10
Seattle Bing Newest Team You Will Continue To Ignore
4/5/10
Is Wandy Rodriguez Part Midget?
4/3/10
The Seattle Sports Media All-Stars Fantasy Baseball League
4/1/10
3/31/10
Seeking Readers With Legal Troubles
3/30/10
Source: Reggie Moore Dating UW Basketball Player
Players Propose NBA Charity Game In Seattle
3/29/10
There’s Always The Bigger Dance
3/27/10
Cougars In Disarray, Homis To Blame
3/26/10
The Number One Sports Fan I Love To Hate
3/18/10
The Official 2010 NCAA Tournament Emotion Thread
3/15/10
Serge Angounou: The Cougar Hunter
3/13/10
America’s Big Lie Involving Kids, Donald Watts, and Apolo Ohno (An Original Tale)
3/12/10
Facebook Fan Page of the Week: Landry Fields
Oregon Football: One Guilty Plea Every Eight Hours
3/11/10
Because No One Should Forget About Khalid El-Amin
3/10/10
WSU’s Bone Finds Cruel, Unusual Way To Coug It
UConn Destroying A Sport You Already Don’t Care About
3/9/10
3/4/10
The Legacy Of Bo Kimble and Hank Gathers
The Official Ernie Kent Caption Contest
Dominique, Gerald, Damien, and Lenny?
3/3/10
Luke Harangody Is Habanero Weak Sauce
3/2/10
SeattlePI.com Front Page Story
3/1/10
Mascot Murder Frightens Children, Sheds Light On Terror At WSU
2/28/10
2/26/10
So Who’s Watching Figure Skating?
2/25/10
Where Have You Gone, And1 Mixtape Tour?
2/24/10
Chip Kelly vs. John Canzano: The Only Winner Here Is Everyone Else
2/23/10
Husky Hockey Wraps Up Season, Places Second In Pac-8
2/22/10
2/19/10
2/18/10
SI Gives Local Hoops Hotbed Some Love
2/17/10
Not Your Typical Obligatory Winter Olympics Rant
2/16/10
Floyd Landis: The Worst American Hero
2/13/10
Big Day For Local Athletes On International Stage
2/10/10
Don’t Worry, Sports Fans: Thunder Will Be Struck Down Eventually
2/8/10
Most Misleading Ad of the Superbowl: Dockers’ “Free Pants” Commercial
2/5/10
Freddy Garcia Esta Drunko…Says “Fuhduhcuz” (Video)
2/2/10
Haven’t We Been Robbed Enough Already?
Duck Bastards Spiraling Out Of Control
2/1/10
Channing Frye: The New Craig Hodges
1/31/10
The Pro Bowl, Huh…Well, See Ya Later
1/27/10
Compromising Photos of Angie Mentink
Friends of SSN Hand-Deliver Help To Haiti
1/25/10
Well…Not Much Else To Say Except You Can See This Guy’s Penis
1/24/10
Husky Hockey Takes I-5 Cup From Duck Bastards
1/21/10
1/20/10
1/19/10
Punting: A Dennis Bounds Exclusive
1/14/10
An Exclusive Interview With FSN
1/13/10
Unfortunate Facebook Cause of the Week: Bill Cowher, Seahawks Coach
1/12/10
What’s Up With Mark McGwire’s Neck?
1/11/10
My Semi-Annual Critique of FSN
1/6/10
Baseball’s HOF Voting Is FUBAR
Husky Hockey: The Only Fan-Friendly Solution There Is
1/4/10
1/3/10
12/30/09
12/28/09
Black Guy/White Guy, Gay Or Straight?
Loyal SSN Reader To Host KJR Morning Show
The Compton Honkies Crapped On Themselves, Then Went Bankrupt
12/18/09
Most Awesome Moment of the Year Award: LeGarrette Smash
12/15/09
Photo of the Year Award: Jerren Shipp and the Tranny
Scumbag of the Year Award: Nikola Dragovic
12/10/09
12/9/09
Tennessee’s Hostesses: Redefining The Oral Commitment
12/8/09
Real-Life Michael Scott Overpromises, Underdelivers With NBDL Team
12/7/09
LeBron To The Timberwolves? Believe It!
12/5/09
Jason Gesser Is The Worst Broadcaster In The History Of The World
12/4/09
Tiger Comes Clean In Exclusive Interview
12/3/09
Jake Heaps Is A High School Anomaly
12/1/09
Worst Headline Ever, Courtesy ESPN
11/29/09
Sometimes, There Are More Important Things Than Sports
11/25/09
The Seattle Sportsnet Super Megapost!
Waterlogged Cheerleader Aspires For So Much More
11/23/09
11/17/09
The Coalition To Get “Almost Live!” On DVD
11/15/09
My Sincerest Apologies To Lamar Odom
Brandon Jennings Scores 55 Points, David Stern Plots Revenge
11/14/09
Cameron Dollar Takes His Team To Quiznos Before Tipoff
11/13/09
Baby Jesus Jarvis Varnado Can’t Save MSU In Loss
IT’S TONEY DOUGLAS TIME! In New York
11/4/09
Basketball With Yours Truly, Coach Noah Chang
10/27/09
Cougars Don Their Gay Apparel To Promote Hardwood
10/23/09
30 Reasons To Hate The University Of Oregon
10/22/09
Poll: How Do We Really Feel About Steve Phillips’ Affair?
10/21/09
Steve Phillips Bones The Bob Hamelin Of ESPN Staffers, Gets Suspended
10/19/09
The Worst Fantasy Football Team Ever Assembled
10/16/09
Just When You Thought Chad Ochocinco Couldn’t Possibly Be Any Dumber…
From Montlake To Mountlake, A Weekend In Husky Heaven
10/15/09
Kanye West Emerges From Helium Balloon, Declares Beyonce’s Video As “Best Of All Time”
10/13/09
Professional Ticket Scalper Wants You To Take Him Seriously
10/11/09
Rush Limbaugh Has Always Wanted To Own Ethnic Minorities, But…
10/9/09
10/8/09
Coming Soon To The Emerald Queen Casino, George Lopez!
10/5/09
If You Like The Flying V, You’ll Like The Husky Hockey Team
10/2/09
Sonicsgate: An Absolute Must-See
9/30/09
Dear BYU: You Need To Recruit This Kid
9/29/09
Unique Search Terms Used To Find SeattleSportsnet
Delonte West Doing His Best Maurice Clarett Impression
9/26/09
Add LZ Granderson To The List Of “Sportswriters Who Should Be Doing Other Things”
Mark May Thinks He Knows What He’s Talking About
9/18/09
Join The Employ Paul Wulff Forever Campaign On Facebook
9/16/09
Serial Piggy Back Rider Attacks Local Prep Athletes
9/15/09
Nicole Zaloumis Has Spawned A Boy
9/14/09
It’s Just A Sweet, Sweet Fantasy, Baby
9/12/09
Nothing Says “I Love You” Like A Picture Of Sean Salisbury’s Penis
9/11/09
The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC East
The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC South
9/10/09
Ernie Kent and the Greatest Dream EVER!
9/9/09
The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC North
9/8/09
The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC West
9/4/09
LeGarrette Blount’s Heisman Campaign
9/3/09
Moments/Quotes From The Oregon-Boise State Game That Have Made Me Laugh So Far
College Football Season Starts NOW!
9/2/09
Ricky Rubio Is A Punk-Ass Bitch That Hates America
8/27/09
Rick Pitino Probably Shouldn’t Have Porked That Crazy MILF (Video)
8/22/09
Crazy OKC Radio Host Kicked Face, Mocked By Japan (Video)
8/17/09
Coach’s Son Leaves Shaky WSU Football Program
7/24/09
Why We Love Steve Spurrier (Hint: Because We Hate Tim Tebow)
David Beckham Is Pretty Much The Sole Reason Why Americans Will Never Appreciate Brits
7/21/09
Slamball Lives! And Features Its Share Of Big Names
7/20/09
Erin Andrews Nude Video Scandal Has God Accepting Thank-You Cards
7/15/09
Prince Fielder, Nate Robinson, and other things we need to discuss
7/4/09
6/27/09
Darko Times For Ex-Knick Richardson
6/24/09
Fantasy Island: Admit It, You’ve Forgotten About Your Team
6/23/09
Wise Guy’s Uncensored Thoughts On Life
6/18/09
Leaf Posts $45K Bond, Apparently Hasn’t Blown All Of Signing Bonus Yet
6/16/09
You Can Keep Donte’ Stallworth On Your Fantasy Draft Board, After All
6/12/09
Ken Rosenthal Might Be On Steroids
6/8/09
Adidas Takes Brand Wars To New, Uncalled-For Level At Track Meet
6/7/09
Joey Votto Needs To Get Over His S*%! And Become The Fantasy Baseball Player We All Know He Can Be
6/3/09
UW Can Bank On Softball Championship For Years To Come
6/2/09
Huskies Take Game One Of Series, One Win From First National Championship
6/1/09
ESPN Goes Balls Deep With Tim Tebow During Softball Game
Lawrie leads Huskies into WCWS final
5/29/09
Our softball team is better than your softball team: Support the Huskies at the WCWS!
Minor League Umpire Frank Drebin Ejects Four In Red Sox-Twins Game
5/27/09
According to Billy Gillespie, sucking at your job is NOT cause for termination
5/22/09
Ryan Leaf going from punch line to social deviant
5/20/09
Rick Reilly is the Alex Rodriguez of sports writing
5/19/09
Clippers Win Draft Lottery…Like It Really Matters
And Your Newest Annoying Celebrity Hookup Name Is…Kate-Rod!
5/18/09
No bus for Kornheiser as Gruden joins MNF cast
5/17/09
Manager’s Blunder Forces Rays Pitcher To Hit Third
5/13/09
Skip Bayless gets taken down a peg…and it’s glorious
Mayo was Floyd’s high-class whore
5/12/09
If Mark Cuban ends up with the fishes, we’ll know who to blame…and we’ll give him a free pass
5/11/09
Angry rich white man wants Big Baby to apologize to little baby
Aaron Brooks looks like a gay maitre d’
5/8/09
No Mannywood? What about Grannywood?
That’s an awfully big birth control patch on Mo Williams’ arm
5/6/09
Stephen A. Smith wants to speak to you
5/5/09
Favre ready to resume his role as punch line
Is Pacquiao the best fighter of our generation?
5/2/09
Fain likely to remain in some capacity with KJR
5/1/09
UW cuts men’s and women’s swimming programs
Gesser Reaches Lifetime Apex With Prep Coaching Gig
4/30/09
Breaking News: Zaloumis’ Baby’s Daddy Is…
4/28/09
If Hideki Irabu can get a job, why can’t Bobby Ayala?
Dick Fain, Brian Lambert cut by KJR
Nicole Zaloumis on maternity leave
4/23/09
4/21/09
“Moneyball’s” Lewis has a small penis, proving what we already knew
4/17/09
Steroid use in cycling is comedy gold
4/16/09
Brazilian Soccer Coach Likely Kills Oscar Award-Winning Player
The Perpetual Black Eye Is Headed To Michigan
4/15/09
That’s So Crazy, It’s Isiah Crazy
4/9/09
Sports World Stops With Adenhart’s Death
4/6/09
710 ESPN kicks off first day by mugging KJR
4/4/09
Teens who killed Tuba Man would only face maximum 5-year sentence
4/2/09
Floyd’s decision boggles the mind
4/1/09
710 KIRO vs. 950 KJR – Who will you listen to?
“Playmakers” tops the list of Five TV Shows That Need To Be Brought Back
3/28/09
3/27/09
Ex-Sonic James Donaldson running for mayor
3/26/09
Video: Racism exists. Just ask Ryan Moats.
3/25/09
3/20/09
Obama takes his shots at Special Olympics
3/19/09
Jordan ads are all fun and games ’til someone gets hurt
3/18/09
Barack doesn’t like Andy Katz either
3/17/09
3/16/09
We may be banned in your workplace
Upset Central: Helping you with your bracket
Jay Cutler needs to unbunch his panties and grow up
3/15/09
Searching for Steve Lavin’s hair
3/14/09
Trojans pull out victory, explode on ASU
3/11/09
David Beckham is gay….I mean, British
Are the Dutch this good, or are the Dominicans just lazy?
3/10/09
3/9/09
Whoa, Courtney Paris…where are you getting your money?
3/8/09
Trent Edwards appreciates your tears, Terrell Owens
VICTORY! Morehead State makes NCAA Tourney
3/5/09
T.O. released…just another victory for the White Man
3/2/09
NFL News: Kitna wants his own Jessica, and what about Tyler Thigpen?
James White throws down Dunk of the Year
2/25/09
These guys might be legends in Kentucky, but they look like tools to everyone else
