A selection of articles that have been put together with thought and care for your enjoyment.
4/21/13
4/19/13
3/28/13
The Revelations of a Major League Nanny
1/30/13
A Chorus of Idiots Amidst a Changing Landscape
1/18/13
12/5/12
11/14/12
What I’ve Learned in Four Years
9/12/12
Five Signs Your Sports Fanaticism Is Actually Legitimate Craziness Trying To Get Out
9/11/12
Four Years, Two Months, and Nine Days
6/13/12
6/7/12
6/3/12
Today’s Athletes and the Five Stupidest Things They Do
5/13/12
The Reflection Article, Part Infinity
3/4/12
2/16/12
Understanding The Economics of Seattle’s New Arena Using the Analogy of Pimping
2/9/12
Screw It, Seattle: It’s Time To Get Excited
2/7/12
The Lovingly Incensed Fan Base of the Seattle Supersonics
1/30/12
Shawn Kemp: The Greatest Dunker in the History of the World
1/8/12
41 Reasons Seattle Deserves To Have The Sonics Back
1/3/12
11/28/11
11/13/11
10/18/11
10/5/11
9/20/11
9/18/11
The Unfathomable Ineptitude of Your Common Official
9/15/11
A Dissertation on Stadium Trough Etiquette
8/28/11
8/22/11
6/30/11
Seattle Sportsnet Presents…Five Rules To Social Media
6/10/11
6/5/11
The Essence of the Male Jersey Chaser
5/27/11
5/16/11
4/27/11
4/17/11
4/7/11
2/22/11
Reality Bites: How Pro Sports Leagues Are Dicking Fans With Facilities
1/30/11
Fifteen-Hundred Pieces of Sunlight
1/9/11
1/8/11
Welcome To Seattle Motherf**king Washington
1/5/11
12/31/10
Holiday Insanity: Day 3 in San Diego
12/29/10
Journey to the Center of the Whale’s Vagina: Day 1
12/21/10
How To Win The Game of Blogging
11/11/10
11/10/10
11/7/10
The Rally To Restore Sanity Amongst Seattle Sports Fans
11/4/10
10/20/10
10/18/10
10/17/10
A Nuckin Futs Account of Gameday Debauchery
10/13/10
Because Sports Don’t Really Matter
10/12/10
Discounts and Deals: How I Broke The NCAA’s Rules
9/30/10
The Best Possible Version Of Myself
9/29/10
Transcendence, Greatness, and A Fan’s Passion For Sport
9/27/10
Believe Big! The 40 Most Overrated Things in the History of the World
9/15/10
The Greatest Upset In Fantasy Football History
9/9/10
The 2010 Seahawks Preview: Going Balls Deep With 53 Men
8/16/10
True Hollywood Story: The Mariner Moose
8/7/10
The Inevitable Media Conversation
7/26/10
7/14/10
7/3/10
6/24/10
A Candid Salute To The Foreign-Born Second-Rounder
6/17/10
6/14/10
5/5/10
Ball For Real, With Phil Nelson
5/3/10
4/16/10
1995: The Best Year of My Life
3/24/10
3/13/10
America’s Big Lie Involving Kids, Donald Watts, and Apolo Ohno (An Original Tale)
2/26/10
D-League Failing Its Greatest Player
2/23/10
2/12/10
By The Numbers: The Greatest Athletes In Seattle Sports History, 0-99
2/8/10
Twitter-Abuse Among Athletes Becoming All Too Prevalent
1/6/10
Baseball’s HOF Voting Is FUBAR
11/12/09
11/6/09
Inside The PFL: A Dramatic Script
Pot Should Be Legalized In Honor Of Lincecum
10/26/09
NBA Tipoff Is A Painful Reminder Of What Our City Had
10/20/09
Soccer Fans Need Your Love, But Don’t Want Your Support
10/13/09
Rush Limbaugh, American Citizen, Has Every Right To Buy An NFL Team
10/2/09
Chip Kelly Unveils Waffle Soul To Rival Nike
9/28/09
9/11/09
The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC East
The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC South
9/9/09
The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC North
9/8/09
The Brutally Honest NFL Preview: AFC West
8/25/09
Coming To Grips With Ken Griffey Jr.’s Impending Retirement
8/20/09
Derrick Rose Cheated Everybody, But Will Never Pay The Price
Are You S#!@@!%& Me?! Burress To Serve Two Years In Prison
8/4/09
Building The Perfect Baseball Player
7/27/09
Burress To Spend Year Or More In Jail? You’ve Gotta Be Kidding Me
7/23/09
Erin Andrews Video Scandal An Indictment On System Of Double Standards
7/21/09
Adam Morrison Recovering From Kick In Pants He Sorely Deserved
7/14/09
Chronicling Tim Lincecum’s Unprecedented Rise From Renton’s Prep Ranks
7/7/09
6/30/09
Seattle Sportsnet’s 2009 NBA Draft Highlight Reel
6/11/09
The problems with blogging, and the downfall of the newspaper industry
6/10/09
Tim Floyd Attempts To Salvage Reputation By Quitting
6/1/09
M’s Russell Branyan, Jason Vargas Have Traveled Long Roads To Success
5/19/09
History Says Teams Would Be Better Off Passing On Strasburg
5/18/09
Fake fan attempts suicide after Celtics, Red Sox lose
5/15/09
Brewers fan hijacks baseball, demands ransom
5/14/09
The 30 Worst Trades in Seattle Mariners History
5/12/09
5/11/09
Ron Artest Making His Mark on NBA Playoffs
5/9/09
Fixing the Guaranteed Contract Situation
5/6/09
Our Five-Step Plan To Revolutionize Soccer (and yes, it involves weapons)
5/5/09
A-Rod, Selena Roberts going down in flames together
4/29/09
Twitter sucks…because everyone else is discussing it
4/27/09
Predicting The Future of the 2009 NFL First-Round Draft Picks
4/24/09
Twenty Years Later, Mariners Still Profiting Off Mark Langston
4/22/09
Mavs’ Dampier Sounding The People’s Voice When It Comes To Parker
4/20/09
Violent, Holier Than Thou Sabermetricians Plot Physical Retribution On Dissenting Minds
4/19/09
Holier Than Thou Sabermetricians Rain On Our Parade
4/18/09
Smile, Seattle, we’re winning again
Why it makes sense to move the Apple Cup, and other musings
4/17/09
Steroid use in cycling is comedy gold
4/14/09
Fantasy Island: Helping you with your made-up baseball team
4/10/09
Pro Sports Have Lost Their Kid Appeal
4/6/09
4/3/09
Who’s to blame for sports blowouts?
4/2/09
Floyd’s decision boggles the mind
4/1/09
“Playmakers” tops the list of Five TV Shows That Need To Be Brought Back
3/31/09
College basketball a breeding ground for prostitution
3/30/09
John Calipari is the Gordon Bombay of NCAA basketball
3/29/09
Jesus had Louisville: An interview with our Lord
Flopping: The ultimate act of terrorism
3/26/09
Remember the NBA? My trip to a Blazers game.
3/25/09
The Curious Case of Matthew Bryan-Amaning
3/17/09
Mississippi State’s Jarvis Varnado, the Second Coming of Jesus
3/16/09
Upset Central: Helping you with your bracket
3/13/09
Saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp, and it read “Venoy’s a PIMP”
710 KIRO vs. 950 KJR – Who will you listen to?
3/11/09
Confessions of a former baseball card addict
3/10/09
Gregoire has no business attaching herself to local sports scene
3/8/09
3/7/09
3/6/09
Huskies have rescued Seattle from losing ways
Ladies of Seattle: Sportscaster Edition
3/5/09
T.O. released….just another victory for the White Man
3/3/09
Five shots at the Cougs, then I’m done
Four downs: A short list of the coolest things about T.J. Houshmandzadeh
3/2/09
2/26/09
Coach of the Year? Not OSU’s Robinson
2/25/09
If Erik Bedard could talk, he’d be Jarrod Washburn
2/24/09
Richie Strikes Out: My script for a 2008 Mariners commercial
2/20/09
Pac-10 Student Section Power Rankings
2/18/09
Playing with ESPN’s NBA Trade Machine
2/17/09
Someone inject A-Rod with truth serum
Here you go, Atlanta: My greatest Griffey memories, they’re yours
2/16/09
A last-ditch effort to bring Junior home
2/13/09
2/11/09
Junior should be everyone’s hero
2/10/09
Steroids, and how to admit you’re guilty of using them
2/9/09
Personality, not steroids, will haunt A-Rod
2/7/09
Pot smoking in sports: Do we really care if athletes light up, or are we just being anal?
2/6/09
Two BIG opponents the Huskies must overcome
2/4/09
Comcast’s literal and figurative boner ignites Superbowl controversy
2/3/09
2/2/09
Alex Flanagan is no Erin Andrews, and other Superbowl musings
1/31/09
PSA: So when the digital transition hits, will FSN go off the air?
1/30/09
1/28/09
DARE: To keep your kids from looking like Kirk Radomski
1/27/09
A Seattle fan’s Superbowl dream
1/26/09
It’s Dave Libbey’s world, we just live in it
1/23/09
UCLA’s Dragovic redefines greatness
1/23/09
