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- What if we are all Adrian Peterson's sons. 3 hours ago
- @BeckyHoffy12 Maybe it was a test. Which obviously the kid failed. 3 hours ago
- Adrian Peterson gonna be like pic.twitter.com/xruX1XiUhK 3 hours ago
- So if you have a child and you've ever been with A.P., now might be a good time to call the Maury Povich show. 3 hours ago
- According to the internet and Adrian Peterson himself, the number of kids Peterson has fathered is not currently known. 3 hours ago
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