Because you need this awesomeness on a Monday.
- @brandoelk @RayFinkleFan Damn, Nelson. I didn't see anything come across, so you must have missed the window. Next time, sweetie. 2 hours ago
- @brandoelk @RayFinkleFan Nelson, real quick, I'm gonna unblock you so I can block you again. You have a 5-second window to send me tweets. 2 hours ago
- @brandoelk I think it's because I've long since blocked Nelson and he needed an intermediary. That's my guess. 2 hours ago
- @Moose_Bigelow Dead Cat Bounce is the name of the rock band I just made up right now. 2 hours ago
- #AngryNotAngry should be the official hashtag of Seattle sports fans, and especially Mariners fans right now. 3 hours ago
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