- Chris Young is like, "I see your 7-run inning ... and I call." 25 minutes ago
- Remember, everyone: Run differential doesn't matter. That 7-run inning? That 4-run lead? As relevant as your HD DVD stash of adult videos. 35 minutes ago
- "She's a winner to you but I know she's a loser ... Me and the crew used to do her." Hold on, Bell Biv Devoe. That sounds like a winner. 42 minutes ago
- Dude dislocates his finger, asks @TheMattHolt to relocate it ... screams of agony, dude runs away. Matt Kevorkian over here. 3 hours ago
- I just want anyone, anyone at all, to pen "Jeff Lindquist: A Rags to Riches Story" by next week. "From the streets of Mercer Island..." 4 hours ago
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