- "#Bressed" -Pro athletes in Japan. 7 hours ago
- All we really know about ladies with "Chivette" in their Twitter handles is that regardless of their looks, they're batshit crazy. 9 hours ago
- Colon won't throw a perfect game or even a no-hitter today. Jim Joyce is this umpiring unit's crew chief. He doesn't let these things occur. 15 hours ago
- Posted a half-tweet that would have led to a joke that will now never see the light of day. You've all been spared. 15 hours ago
- The secret to beating Bartolo Colon is to step up to the plate swinging summer sausages. He'll wear down fast. 16 hours ago
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