Go to YouTube and search “Munenori Kawasaki” and you’ll keep an idiot busy for hours. Any red-blooded human being could be entertained by Kawasaki doing all sorts of Kawasaki things for the better part of a day.

That said, among all the giggle-inducing clips of and pertaining to the Mariners’ most beloved middle infielder, the following video may be the most hilarious I’ve ever seen. It appears to be some sort of Japanese fan-made PowerPoint presentation, set to the tune of an equally-hilarious Japanese pop song, all blended together with images of Kawasaki being Kawasaki. Words can’t do it proper justice, so just see for yourself:

And just in case you don’t find that video funny, here’s a moving GIF of Kawasaki mounting Casper Wells after a win. You’ve probably seen this before, but it’s worth seeing again.

Ahh, Kawasaki. You are the greatest.