You know the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"? If you gave Brandon League a cookie, he'd smash it against his forehead for no reason. 25 minutes ago
I wondered why Magglio Ordonez was trending, then I saw he was announcing his retirement. Now I'm hoping Brandon League will trend... 28 minutes ago
*Does not count adult movies. RT @TheMattHolt I saw my 3rd movie this year. That's a new record! 31 minutes ago
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It’s the 3rd inning of Monday’s game, and looks like Baltimore will be the next victim of The Fist. Wooo!