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Randy Moss’s Al-Qaeda Beard

Posted by Alex on December 10, 2009

What the hell is going on with Randy Moss and his facial hair?

Moss is starting to resemble the shady-looking guy that sits outside your favorite 7-11 with a change cup, only scarier. The kind of scary that makes you 99% sure he committed a serious felony, yet somehow managed to escape the law.

I fully expect to see Moss scrapping for a pizza on the next Bum Fights release. You know, with the ‘holla, holla, holla’ dude from Chappelle’s Show.

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