Seattle Sportsnet

The New York Post printed this list of text messages between Tiger Woods and one of his mistresses today.

If you read these messages not knowing who was behind them, you’d assume it was a high school couple. Alas, it is one of the greatest athletes in the world, and until two weeks ago, one of the most private men in America.

Among the greatest lines in this running commentary is this gem:

‘Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)

Tiger: Because I’m blasian :)’

Ah, fantastic. Good times.

What the hell is going on with Randy Moss and his facial hair?

Moss is starting to resemble the shady-looking guy that sits outside your favorite 7-11 with a change cup, only scarier. The kind of scary that makes you 99% sure he committed a serious felony, yet somehow managed to escape the law.

I fully expect to see Moss scrapping for a pizza on the next Bum Fights release. You know, with the ‘holla, holla, holla’ dude from Chappelle’s Show.