Seattle Sportsnet

I’m Ron Burgundy?

Anchorman reference. You know, because of the question mark in the headline. Makes sense. Sorry if you didn’t get it.

Anyways, former Seattle Mariners pitcher John Halama signed a minor league contract with the Milwaukee Brewers yesterday, which is surprising to me because I was unaware that he was still alive. I’m going to be honest with you, I figured Halama retired around 2002 or 2003 at the very latest. But that’s not the case at all.

According to his Wikipedia page (yes, he actually has one of those…maybe he created it himself) Halama has bounced around some since his days as a Mariner ended in 2002. Here’s a brief chronology of the stops Halama has made on his nationwide tour:

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