Seahawks’ Green Jerseys Are Obnoxiously Glorious
Or gloriously obnoxious, depending on your point of view.
Either way, the Seahawks’ brand new alternate uniforms are just ugly enough to be sexy, which should enlighten all of us as to how Catherine Zeta-Jones feels about Michael Douglas.
Fact of the matter is, these colors don’t run (heh, stole that one from country music and the confederates), and if you’re part of the 12th Man you best be on board with the lime-aid tops the ballclub might don from time to time.
No, they’re not beautiful and really, they’re not meant to be. But they do make a loud statement in the form of a big green middle finger to the rest of the league: Eff you and your conventional color patterns, league. We’re doing things the Xbox way in Seattle.
Like a redheaded stepchild, our clothing makes us the black sheep of the NFL, and that’s just fine with us. If you can’t beat ‘em, at least piss ‘em off a little bit. Go green!
I think they’d look a lot better if they didn’t have the blue patch on the shoulder. If they were pure green, they would look a lot less like road safety vests.
In HD the jersey color hurt my eyes for the first 15 minutes but I got used to them LOL!!
I’m a big advocate of the green. It’s superb.
I’m confused I thought I was watching a European football game, but now I notice they have helmets on. I’m really trying hard not to confuse them with the Sounders…although the fans are just as loud.
But it’s too bad the Seahawks suck
There’s a difference between sucking when you’re missing ten starters and sucking when everyone on the team is healthy. The Seahawks the last 19 games have definitely not been the latter.