Ricky Rubio Is A Punk-Ass Bitch That Hates America
Before you go judging me, let me say this: I am not a Minnesota Timberwolves fan. I don’t follow the Timberwolves, could care less whether they succeed in the NBA, and don’t usually absorb myself in their personnel issues.
But this is different. This involves a kid who made a stupid decision that screwed over America. Not just the Timberwolves. Not just the state of Minnesota. The United States of America.
If you happen to be American and love your country, then you should find it in your heart to hate Ricky Rubio. It’s patriotism.
Hating Ricky Rubio should be synonymous with fireworks on the Fourth of July, watermelon at summer picnics, and turkey at Thanksgiving. It should be second nature to all of us who stand and put our hands over our hearts when The Star Spangled Banner plays.
Before you buy into my notion, you probably want a why. Why hate Ricky Rubio?
It’s simple, really. Rubio is a traitor. A Benedict Arnold, if you will.
Rubio entered the 2009 NBA Draft pledging his allegiance to basketball in the land of the free. He was projected as a Top 5 pick, then was selected fifth overall by the T-Wolves.
A 19-year-old point guard with dazzling playmaking abilities, Rubio remained under contract to his Spanish team, DKV Joventut, but was prepared to have his contract bought out and make the move across the pond.
Instead, just weeks after he was poised to become a citizen of the great state of Minnesota, Rubio has re-declared his loyalty to Spanish basketball and is now donning the jersey of Team Barcelona.
Rubio’s contract, which was close to being purchased by the ‘Wolves, was instead sold to the intra-national Euro League affiliate, who the Spanish native will play for in 2009 and at least the next two years. After that, he can choose to leave for the NBA if he so desires.
But what’s to say the NBA even wants Ricky Rubio anymore?
Rubio has a) conned an NBA franchise, b) turned his back on the league he claims to want to be a part of, c) expressed a desire to play in Spain after expressing a similar desire to play in America, and d) generally acted like a jerk this whole time.
Okay, so maybe he hasn’t really been a jerk, but whatever. He’s still a punk bitch and there’s no changing that now.
Fact is, we got this bad vibe about Rubio before he was even drafted by an NBA team. He’s a foreign-born, mop-topped, finesse player. We all know what that means: Flopper. Not only is he anti-America, but he’s also a terrorist who cheats.
I’m just gonna throw this out there, and if you don’t like it you can go ahead and throw it right back: Should Ricky Rubio ever actually make it to the NBA, he’ll rank right up there with the likes of Manu Ginobili as one of the most hated players in the history of basketball. There’s no doubt in my mind.
For now, though, we can focus on our efforts to boost Homeland Security and keep a traitor like Rubio outside our borders. This is America, Rubio, and we’re not having any of your bullshit.
Harsh Alex… Ricky definitely is a punk ass bitch, but harsh
Slightly tongue-in-cheek, but slightly truthful as well.
Jonny Flynn is better anyways, if Minny was smart they would have flipped Rubio or even better, used that pick on someone else. They had to have seen this coming, hell, I did. Its hard to leave Barcelona for Minneapolis. Either he’s a prima donna that was pissed he slid as far as 5th, a coward whos afraid to play in the much more competitive NBA or both. Either way, reneging on a contract automatically makes you a punk ass bitch, regardless of the situation.
Do you know what a Slippery Slop is? Where did you get your degree from if you have one. The NBA is about having the best players and Ricky is a better than most of the guys that got into the league.
What kind of a handle is ‘ragerage’? I like how you question peoples education background and then use poor grammar (not to mention forgetting the e in “slippery slopE) Obviously he’s good. Noone said he wasn’t. Come back when you know how to complete a reply worth peoples time.
Face.