Seattle Sportsnet

Good news, fake sports fans!

Seattle Sportsnet is debuting a free fantasy football league for loyal readers who think they have the potential to be champions.

We are now accepting applications for the 12 coveted spots in our league. You can apply by sending us an email, or simply contacting us via Facebook.

In order to garner admission to the league, we will need three pieces of information:

1. Your contact info: First and last name, and email address.

2. Your experience (in years, months, weeks, or days) playing fantasy football.

3. Your favorite NFL player.

At the end of the season, the winning franchise will be garnered an automatic slot in next year’s league and be given the glory of a post on this site devoted to his or her achievements. There may also be a yet-to-be-determined prize. This is entirely pending, however.

Finally, we will have a live, online draft which will take place at some point next week at a date and time that works for the league members.

The one thing we can take away from all this is just because a woman has big boobs and is throwing herself at you, it doesn’t mean you should feel obligated to have sexual relations with her, married or not.

For one thing, she might be crazy.

For another, she might be crazy enough to play the “I’m pregnant with your baby” game when you try to leave her.

And for a third, she might be so freakin’ crazy that she attempts to extort $10 million from your ass when all else fails.

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Interestingly enough, Miguel has yielded zero earned runs in night games to teams that play their home games in cities that start with the letter “Q.”

Imagine that.