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It goes without saying that when you’re a good looking female in a high-profile line of work, people are going to want to see you naked. Call it an indictment on our society if you must, but it’s simply a fact of life. It’s why the paparazzi exist, after all.

Eventually, you had to figure that the gotta-see-you-naked hype would catch up to ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews. It’s just too bad that when it happened, it would end up being a really creepy crime.

Andrews is the bane of every sports fan’s existence. An unattainable goddess of sorts that can turn heads on a low-def, 20-inch Hitachi from across the room. Since the reality of the situation is that most of us will never, EVER hook up with a celebrity in any facet of our mere existence, we make up for our inabilities by scouring the internet for naked pictures or videos of such individuals.

Alas, such a video has been lying in the weeds of the web for a reported four months now. The video, which was shot through the peephole of a hotel room door (there’s the creepy part), features a naked blonde woman that was rumored to be Erin Andrews.

Those rumors were confirmed last week when ESPN began a head-hunting mission to take down all perpetrators of Andrews’ privacy. The impending lawsuit and criminal actions that will ultimately be filed against the amateur cameraman were announced by the sports media giant, and it’s only a matter of time until they catch the guy who is currently more popular than Steven Spielberg ever was.

For more on this story, visit Deadspin.com. And in case you’re wondering, no, I don’t know where you can get the video.