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The “B” Stands For Bandwagon

May 12, 2009 4 comments
Or "Biotch."

Or "Biotch."

The Boston Red Sox are coming to Seattle later this week, and we’re here to prepare you for the bandwagon that may very well run you over on your way to the ballpark. Because we care about our fans.

The first thing you need to know about Red Sox bandwagoners is that most of them aren’t from Boston.

Many of them are actually from around here, in fact, but have been brought down by the Mariners’ losing ways over the years. They are misguided souls, often in the same mold as prostitutes or drug addicts, who are searching for something to cling to when all hope seems lost. They’re not bad people, just full of bad habits.

The second thing to note is that these individuals often feel empowered by the gang environment they’ve created around themselves.

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If Mark Cuban ends up with the fishes, we’ll know who to blame…and we’ll give him a free pass

May 12, 2009 Leave a comment
You really wanna mess with this guy?

You really wanna mess with this guy?

Dallas Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban reportedly had words with the mother of Denver Nuggets’ forward Kenyon Martin last Saturday, and Martin is understandably upset.

Vowing to “take care” of the incident, Martin went on to proclaim himself a man who prefers face-to-face interaction, rather than the media blab that Cuban is more fond of. Uh oh, Cuban, best be watching your back.

The details surrounding the altercation between Cuban and Martin’s mom, Lydia Moore, are slightly muddled.

Some reports state that Moore, who was wearing a Nuggets jersey amidst the crowd of Mavericks fans, was in tears at the end of the game following harassment from the surrounding attendees. Those reports claim that Cuban added fuel to an already burning fire by directing further verbal abuse towards Moore.

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Morning Laughs

May 12, 2009 Leave a comment

If you haven’t seen this yet, it’s pretty funny. Kobe and Lebron puppets, from NikeBasketball.com. Beef with broccoli.

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