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This is a joke.

It has to be right?

Here’s the excerpt, taken from ESPN.com (follow the article link above for video footage):

“The father of the 12-year-old boy bumped by Celtics big man Glen “Big Baby” Davis after Sunday’s game-winning shot is demanding an apology.

Ernest Provetti told the Orlando Sentinel that he wrote the NBA office demanding an apology from Davis for acting like a “raging animal with no regard for fans’ personal safety.” NBA spokesman Tim Frank confirmed the league received the e-mail but declined to comment on it.

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A gaitre d’, if you will.

And we thought the low point in his fashion career was when he had to sport Oregon’s ridiculous invisible name jerseys.

Needless to say, we were wrong.

Attention Aaron Brooks, your dad Kool-Aid Man is looking for you.

Ron Artest’s greatest enemy is himself. The only person who can take the man out of a ballgame, it seems, is Ron Artest. Possessing a manic personality that is as volatile as it is mercurial — one minute smiling, the next minute snarling — the Houston Rockets forward is an enigma that is equal parts blessed and cursed at precisely the same time.

We have all heard the stories of Artest’s redemption time and again and rest assured, this is not one of those. Ron Artest is hardly a redeemed man, barely able to move past the now-infamous 2004 “Malice at the Palace” incident that sealed his fate as one of the NBA’s greatest thugs.

He is more entertaining now, and often more contained, able to pick and choose the moments when Mount Artest erupts, in spite of the lava that threatens to flow at all times.

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Morrow's results have left fans scratching their heads in bewilderment.

Can we officially proclaim Brandon Morrow the Sam Bowie of the 2006 MLB Draft yet?

After Sunday’s “save” (which is a generous use of the term, considering Morrow nearly blew a three-run lead), Morrow has started to give me that stomach-churning feeling I used to get when Bobby Ayala or Jose Mesa entered games.

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