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Breaking News: Zaloumis’ Baby’s Daddy Is….

April 30, 2009 3 comments

zaloumis1We’ve uncovered the mystery man behind FSN analyst Nicole Zaloumis’ recent pregnancy. It’s Mike Jones.

Who?

Mike Jones.

Wait, who?

Mike Jones.

You heard it here first, folks. Nicole Zaloumis’ minor league baseball playing fiancee is none other than a guy by the name of Mike Jones.

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Just call him Yunique

April 30, 2009 Leave a comment

80327338OG010Yuniesky Betancourt is frustrating.

He’s one of those guys that always seems to complement a great play with a bonehead mistake.

He hits a double, then gets picked off second base.

He makes a seemingly impossible diving grab, then let’s a routine ground ball skip beneath his glove.

On top of all that, he has the plate discipline of Vladimir Guerrero on crack. Yuni has never seen a pitch he doesn’t like, and thus hacks at nearly everything that comes his way.

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